Yearning for unlimited, caring friends?
Searching for your soul mate?
Can’t remember your 1,687 friend’s Birthdays?
Well join the other 600 billion Facebook users, its about time!
Thinking about Myspace? Well think again-its filled with poor, smelly, ugly people. Compare that to Facebooks 99.6 percentage of HOT users!\
Its better than Myspace, better than your i-Shit, its the best best best program in the world!
It'll get you laid, rich, new jobs, unlimited friends...immortality!
Worried about Facebook? Just think of all the money you'll save on your cell phone bills!
Everyone's got it, no matter how old or young you are, what species or if you have opposable thumbs, or even dead! MLK has it, Hugh Hefner has it, your neighbors newborn baby has it, my fish even has it!
Act now, join us on Facebook and we'll throw in a free mind reader!
(All facts and giveaways in this production may or may not be true)
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