Bud Light Online Script

SCENE #1: FOLLOWS A SWORD FIGHT BETWEEN PIRATES. ENDS ON SAME EYE LEVEL AS PIRATES ON TABLE TOP-WITH BRUSH-X IN FOREGROUND.
Swords clanging
PIRATE PUSHED ONTO TABLE.
Thud

SCENE #2: STRAIGHT TO DIRECTOR, PAN AWAY SLOWLY WHILE ASSISTANT DIRECTOR APPROACHES.
Director: “Cut!” (Sounding annoyed)
Loud long ring
Director: “What’s that doing on my set?”
Footsteps of Assistant Director
Assistant Director: “Product Placement, Sir.”

SCENE #3: CLOSE SHOT OF ASSISTANT DIRECTOR, FAIRLY STILL CAMERA.
Asst Director: “Whenever we feature a product in a scene, we get tons of free stuff.”

SCENE #4: QUICK PAN TO DIRECTOR, SCREEN SPLIT BETWEEN HIM AND TV SCREEN, STILL CAMERA.
Director: “Here we go.”
TURNS SCREEN FORWARD
Music begins slowly

SCRENE #5: SWITCH TO ACTION ON SET-3/4 BODY LENGTH-PIRATE 2 AND DAMSEL. VIEW BL SIGN, PINBALL MACHINE AND TRIANGULAR HANGING SIGNS.
Swords clanging/ fighting music begins
PIRATE #2 HAS DAMSEL HELD
Damsel: "Aah! My lord!!"
Sword whipping sound

SCENE #6: TO BUD LIGHT WINDOW-MAN JUMPS THROUGH, STILL CAMERA.
Music picks up
Window crash/glass as pirate #1 jumps through

SCENE #7: FOLLOWS PIRATE #1 JUMPING PAST BL SIGN, INTO FIGHTING ACTION. AS PAN AWAY SHOW BL LIGHTS AND LARGE DRAPERIES UNRAVELING.
Landing sounds/swords
Pirate #1: "Aargh!"

SCENE #8: SEE JUMPING MAN LAND, FOLLOW HIM THROUGH CROWD, PAN AWAY TO SEE MORE OF THE ACTION.
Clanging/grunts of fighting/yells
PIRATE #1 FIGHTS THROUGH AND CONQUERS AND SCOUNDRELS IN HIS WAY
Swords, footsteps

SCENE #9: CLOSE-UP FACIAL OF PIRATE HOLDING BL BOTTLE IN CENTER OF SCREEN WHILE FIGHTING. BL DRAPERIES IN BACKGROUND.
Rapid sword clanging

SCENE #10: 3/4 BODY LENGTH SHOT OF PIRATE #2 AND DAMSEL IN DISTRESS, SHOW BL PINBALL MACHINE/BL SIGN IN BACKGROUND.
Pirate #2 sword whoosh
POINTS AT PIRATE #1

SCENE #11: FACIAL SHOT OF PIRATE #1, RIGHT HALF OF SCREEN-LEAVE ROOM FOR BUD LIGHT BOTTLE IN OTHER HALF.
PIRATE #1: "Really?" COCKS HEAD, AMUSED. HOLDS UP BL BOTTLE IN RESPONSE
Music climaxes- da da da DAAAA

SCENE #12: HEAD SHOT OF PIRATE #2 AND DAMSEL.
PIRATE #2 GIVES FUNNY YET MENACING FACE

SCENE #13: 1/2 BODY SHOT OF PIRATE #1 THROWING BL BOTTLE. BL DRAPES AND SIGN BEHIND HIM.
Whooshing sound of bottle being thrown

SCENE #14: BACK TO DAMSEL AND PIRATE #2.
Bottle crashing, crank noises
PIRATE #2: "Ow!"
DAMSEL: "Sigh" of relief

SCENE #15: FAR SHOT OF PIRATE #1 COURTING DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. SHOW BL LIGHTS, SIGNS, DRAPES, FLAGS AND PYRAMID OF BL BOXES. BL TRUCK BARGES IN.
PIRATE #1: KNEELING, "My lady..."
BL TRUCK COMES CRASHING IN
Honking, skidding, boxes crash

SCENE #16: CLOSE-UP OF BUD LIGHT BOTTLES
COMMENTATOR: "It's a sure sign of a good time. The just right taste of Bud Light. (Aaah) Here we go."

SCENE #17: BEHIND THE SCENES-FULL SHOT OF DIRECTORS/BUD LIGHT KNIGHT. DRAPES IN BACKGROUND.
DIRECTOR: "Hmm, more Bud Light?" LOOKING AT THEIR BUD LIGHT KNIGHT, COVERED IN BL ARMOUR.
Quiet swords clanging in background